New Moon XXX

Oh, shit. There's a sex tape?

Where's that bitch-on-wheels publicist when I need her?

What's that? It's a legit porn film? Whew!

Source

So last night I looked on my DVR to see if anything new had recorded. I don't know about the rest of you, but I have mine set to record anything with the key words Pattinson, Rob Pattinson, Robert Pattinson, Twilight, Twilight Saga, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, Peter Facinelli, Billy Burke, Jackson Rathbone, and Kellan Lutz. So I got excited when I saw that one of my key word categories had recorded something. I clicked to open the link and found this description:

This Isn't Twilight Saga: New Moon XXX

A sexy spoof of "The Twilight Saga: New Moon"

features a horny gal and other wild creatures

Of course, there was also a $ next to it because it was a pay-per-view item that expires in a couple of days. I don't know why this surprised me, but it did. I quickly deleted it because as supportive as my hubby has been about all of this, if he had found it first, I don't think he would have believed me when I said I had no idea it even existed.

So, like everything else, I Googled it and found this cover art and synopsis:

Devil's Film has been quick at getting its fangs into the Twilight franchise,

and will release its New Moon parody sequel in the new year (January 7, 2010),

with Chris Johnson again filling in for Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen,

and Seth Gamble as a pornified version of Taylor Lautner in the role of Jacob Black.

The full-length feature film, directed by Sammy Slater, also stars Madison James,

Amy Brooke, Ruby Know, Ami Emerson, Jay Lasseter, and Alex Gonz.

On a side note, the image abbreviation is TITTSNMTXXXP-Front_Censored. How appropriate. However, I think Jacob's "titts" are bigger than Bella's in the promo pic. Just sayin'.

So if I read the synopsis correctly, there was a Twilight XXX, too. Who knew? And from that promo pic, I don't think Edward would fill the sheets shoes of any of our fanfic Edwards, either.

I'll leave you with that thought and a few more Twiobservations I had this weekend while listening to the radio on my trips back and forth to my son's baseball games.

Neil Diamond Cracklin’ Rosie

Cracklin' Rosie, get on board

We're gonna ride till there ain't no more to go

Taking it slow

Lord, don't you know

Have me a time with a poor man's lady

Hitchin' on a twilight train...

Stevie Wonder You Are The Sunshine Of My Life

You are the sunshine of my life

That's why I'll always be around,

You are the apple of my eye,

Forever you'll stay in my heart ...

Kenny Loggins Danger Zone

Songwriters: Loggins, Kenny; Moroder, Giorgio; Whitlock, Tom

Heading into twilight - spreading out her wings tonight...

 "Should we give them familiar and comforting?

Or educate their taste in music?"

[Alice, Eclipse, chapter 17: Alliance, page 366]

 

And this is just because I hope they're making beautiful music together ; )