Never watch Rob Pattinson interviews with my husband.
Exhibit A: The Today Show Interview
Hubby: Is his coat ripped?
Hubby: What's up with his hair?
Hubby: Why does he keep messing with his hair?
Hubby: *big sigh*
Hubby: That was stupid. He didn't say anything. He didn't even answer the questions. Am I supposed to know what his movie was about from that?!
Me: (in my head - Shhhhhhhhhut the f#ck up!) That was really short.
Exhibit B: Late Night with Jimmy Fallon "Bothered" Spot
Me: I have been waiting all day to watch this! *grinning from ear to ear* Do you remember the videos I showed you awhile back with Jimmy Fallon spoofing Rob?
Hubby: I think so.
Me: Well, Rob actually gets in the tree with Jimmy. It's what we all were hoping for.
Hubby: We were?
Me: You know what I mean.
Hubby: I think I remember the videos.
Me: *push play*
Hubby: Who's that?
Me: *push pause* Jimmy Fallon.
Hubby: I thought you were talking about that other Jimmy guy.
Me: Jimmy Kimmel?
Hubby: Yeah, that guy.
Me: You don't remember the videos.
Hubby: Guess not.
Me: *push play*
Hubby: Is he supposed to be Rob or Edward?
Me: (in my head - At least he knows who Rob and Edward are.) Shhhhhhhhh.
Hubby: Wasn't Rob on Jimmy Kimmel?
Me: Yes. Shhhhhhhhh.
Me: *laughing out loud*
Hubby: That was stupid.
Me: (in my head - Shhhhhhhhhut the f#ck up!) *push rewind* Man, he was such a good sport to do that. Too funny! *push play*
Hubby: You're watching it again?!
Me: Well, you were talking through half of it.
Hubby: *gets up from couch and goes into the kitchen*
Exhibit C: Late Night with Jimmy Fallon Interview
Me: Do you want to watch the actual interview?
Hubby: *comes back into living room and sits down* Sure.
Me: *press play*
Hubby: Do you really like his hair?
Hubby: Does he always do that with his hair?! It looks all greasy. He has to be getting that on his hand.
Hubby: The other Jimmy's funnier.
Me: *push stop*
Hubby: You done?
Me: *hand him the remote and count to ten* I'm going to go and get on the computer for awhile.
Hubby: *switches to a hunting channel*
Me: *push play on DVR in my office*
Hubby: Now what are you watching?
Me: The View.
Hubby: Who's on that?
Me: Jimmy Kimmel.
Hubby: At this time of the day?
(To see the entire interview, click here.)