Friday, July 16, 2010

Mrs. P Has Decided To Hijack Lisa Because She Refuses To Post

Well hello there!

I would like to introduce myself to any of Lisa's followers that do not know me.  I am Mrs. P...writer and founder of the illustrious TwiBite.

You see, Lisa is on my blogroll and she has decided to descend to the depths of Davey Jones' locker by refusing to post.  If I log on one more day and see " I. Am. Loved." as her last blog post then I am going to think of reasons NOT to love her anymore, and we don't want that.

So...what shall I do while I'm here?

Hmmmmm....let me think.

Well, Lisa likes black and white.  Let me see what I have.



OK...I think that works.  What else do I have?




OK...It's black and white and they are wet.  It's not Wednesday but I think we can forgive that.




I think Lisa will like this shot because we can't see her nostrils...and we all know how she feels about the nostrils.




OK...I think I've done enough damage here.

So, Lisa...if you want this post to GO AWAY...which I am sure you do...then I suggest you get here and hit "publish" on some of these Drafts I see here in your Blogger account.

Until Lisa Posts Again,

Peace, Love, WHERE ARE YOU LISA???

Mrs. P



IGNORE THIS SIGNATURE....

34 comments:

Stan said...

OMFG! LOLOLOL! Fab pics, no wh*les though??

*Grab's popcorn and waits for the shit to hit the fan*

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

No wh*les. That would be cruel. LMAO!

Musing Bella said...

LMAO - I love it. Great job, Mrs P!

17foreverlisa said...

Thank God you have your hard limits (ka-ching!) and did not post a wh*le pic! You would have had to sleep with both eyes open and standing up in Forks. Just sayin'.

I know for a fact that's the first Ta*sten photo that has sullied my blog.

With the announcement today that Bel Ami will be released everywhere BUT the U.S. in December, and your reminder that Uma's nostrils will be breathing the same air as and a whole lot more of The Precious, I just tripped and fell doing my Happy Friday Dance!

Peace, Love, Finish my draft posts already,

Lisa

@Gemma - Don't encourage her and it would figure you would come sniffing around since the dog made an appearance. XO

Stan said...

Goodness, how rude! It was complete fluke, I've not done the bloggy thing for ages, but I was drawn here today ;o)

17foreverlisa said...

@Stan - The debil made me do it ;)

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Hey Lisa...maybe Stan would visit if you posted once in a while.

Dangrdafne said...

I find it so funny that you get made to see the I-Am-Loved post for too long. You are a cold hearted person, aren't you??? LOL!!!!!

love the hijack. gorgeous pictures. good idea - wish I had thought of it... on the other hand, things like this are best left to the pros ;) lol!!

Mary said...

MUAHAAHAAHAAAHAAAAAA

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

No wh*les lol, too funny, yuk at Taystewl, yay we get Bel Ami before our American friends, makes up for you getting Eclipse and True Blood before us....kinda.
Waves at Lisa, ooooo I was driving somewhere the other day and there was a van that said Bella's Penning on it-then I saw something to do with Pattinson on a truck and there was a Wolves Corner in the library LOL, you are making me notice things Lisa oh and every time I get junk mail at the house that says over 50's insurance I grin like mad (Hubs is 51) but I think its insurance against 50 whacking hell outta my ass....just sayin!

Dangrdafne said...

@ Nibbles - Lisa's TwiObservations infected my post about my trip to Boston too:

http://dangrdafne.blogspot.com/2010/07/day-of-delirium-37-twilight-in-boston.html

It's lots of fun to find the hidden Twilight.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Since Lisa is missing, and she likes Twiobservations, I think we should all talk about when we think of Lisa.
I think of Lisa whenever Twitter is over capacity.

Amy said...

Good job Mrs. P. You always know how to take care of business!

Can you explain what is this wh*les business about? I'm always in the dark about these things.

kassiecullen said...

I read hijack and knew this would be good. LMAO!!! Ahhhh Taysten how I love thee <-insert strong sarcasm here

Kelly said...

BEST POST EVER! You just made me laugh.. a huge feat considering I've been crying all week! THANK YOU MRS. P! I adore you!

Jayla said...

LOL- Oh Lisa, look what's she's done. At least there are no pictures of wh*les. Yay for all of the b&w photos- so tasty. The prehtay looks good everywhere.

WTG Mrs. P - I was really beginning to think Lisa had deserted us all....

Happy Friday!

Trixie and Tess said...

LOVE the pics and the commentary.

Nice hijack.

Tess♥

Living with Edward said...

Oh dear god, how funny is this! I love it! And to start it all off with Taysten. That should be one way to get Lisa moving. LOL

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Thank you ladies. Someone had to step up to the plate. There were cobwebs all over the place....

TwiWeasel said...

@ Mrs. P - Awesome hijack!! *grin*

And I always think of lisa whenever the numbers 17 or 50 (Ka-Ching!!) are mentioned. Oh, and the song "Money" because of that sound! LOLOL!

@ Lisa - Really, though...I can't say I'm better. When was my last post? *sigh*

TwiWeasel said...

@ Mrs. P - If you're into cleaning cobwebs, I'll send you my home address...

Twired Jen said...

OH GAWD! Lisa, you must post ASAP! I cannot stand to see how dirty [and i don't mean in a good way] your blog is now. Your blog is now tainted...pun absolutely intended.

J

Raitz said...

Oh Mrs. P. you are so naughty ;) And I like it...

psssssst... Lisa.... change your password to "taint" - I won't tell anyone!

TwitardedMom said...

This whole taking over the dormant blog makes me a little nervous. I haven't posted in a whole week & Mrs P could probably hack my blog too.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

I think the place looks lovely. ;-)

HG from Trueblood Twilight said...

Mrs P!! LOL! Too funny.

VitaminR said...

Awesome! I am feeling a little jealous that I don't have a blog that can be hijacked. Sniff.

mmMoxie said...

Jodie Foster says "hi"

TongueTwied said...

This is a vision! Love your new interior decorator Lisa! I think she really gets you!

17foreverlisa said...

Well, Mrs. P knows me VERY well. Too well. She knows which buttons to push because now I have a burning desire to do a new blog post. I'm not sure I'll ever be able to get the dog smell out of my blog, though. *plugs nose*

StarlitViolets said...

LMFAO!!! Mrs. P - you have been a baaaaaad girl! I LOVED the way you decorated, only because I know it WILL motivate Lisa to post!

I have a few cobwebs, you want to hijack me? LOL!

StarlitViolets said...

I think of Lisa when...

*I see BOXED WINE!
*Baseball is mentioned.
*I see or hear either 17, 21, or 50 (kaching!).
*I see a b&w pic.
*I see a Rob pic she would like.

There are more, but I'll stop there. :) Who's next? When do you think of Lisa? What reminds you of her.

twilightcupcake said...

I do hate the nostrils too. I just can't see him and any of these girls together, esp Ricci. I still think of the Addams Family when I see her. I know she's supposed to be grown up but it's just not a match in my head AT ALL. We'll have to see.

Jelena @ Twiholic said...

I'm only getting here now, and all I can see is ROFLMAO! :D

At least she inspired you to post again, Lisa.

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