Wednesday, December 16, 2009

People Wants Me Back

Every other damn day my inbox has a new email from People magazine saying that they want me back. Really? Well, they should have talked to me first.

I love you, Johnny.
But don't make me choose.

Because it will be him.
It's always been him.

Why, yes, that sidebar pic of Johnny is a few years old.
Huh. Who knew it was so hard to find current pictures.

Guess the staff at People 
missed the video memo, too.
I know that the awesome Honolulu Girl
at Truebloodtwilight1 sent it in on time.

(You can also check out HG's blog here.)


Honolulu Girl from Trueblood Twilight said...

LOL! You know, I love Johnny in a he's 'you could totally drink whiskey and smoke cigs' way but I don't drink whiskey and I don't smoke so um, what has he done this last year? Nothing, right? That's were People screwed up. Seriously, Rob was the breakout for the 2009. I mean they can't deny Twilight's phenomena.
Screw them! Rob is our Sexiest Man Alive!
Oh, and big kisses! Thank you for posting my video. *mwuah!*

Honolulu Girl from Trueblood Twilight said...

WTF? Did I make sense in my comment? Johnny is a "drinking whiskey, playing pool, smoking cigs" kind of guy. Geezus, that's what I meant to say.

17foreverlisa said...

@HG - How could I not include your "Rob oozes sex" vid with this post? It tied in perfectly. And I swear that song and those pics just about make me cry. It's still so hard to wrap my brain around how sexy he is, which is why I'm still pissed as hell that People got it wrong. I saw someone commented over on ROBsessed earlier today that they'd bet money he'll be on the cover of People's 100 Most Beautiful People issue. Guess you'd better get another video memo ready just in case because they'd better not eff that one up, too!

This will be the second time today I will have told you that YOU ROCK! (ALL CAPS because I'm not whispering ;) And if you're reading this and don't get my inside joke, then you're totally busted for not checking out HG's blog post for today. Just sayin'.)

Anonymous said...

First things're a photoshopping QUEEN!!! The font on the page matches perfectly!!! (Yes...I looked closely)

AND...I totally get your inside joke b/c HG posted some AWESOME pics today...wowza!!!


17foreverlisa said...

@Mrs. P - Thanks! Hopefully, this will be my last rant about this subject. I really have been getting those emails since I cancelled my subscription and every time the email includes that cover with JD on the cover and it makes me crazy all over again. Rob put probably give a shit, and I'm losing sleep over it. LOL!

BTW, do you watch True Blood?

17foreverlisa said...

*could (not put) I'm going on two hours of sleep and should probably call it a night.

E said...

I doubt if you are really sleeping-will get the scoop from you at work tomorrow:-)

Anonymous said...

@Lisa---I'm not an 'avid' True Blood' watcher, but I've seen quite a bit of it.

17foreverlisa said...

@E - As you know by now, I really did go to bed early last night. I literally fell asleep in front of my computer, woke up, and drug myself off to bed. Almost time for the office Christmas party. Woo hoo!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

Helllllllllloooooooooooooooooo Lisa, I have broke my/your blog cherry wheeeeeeeeeeeeee.
OMG how can they do this, I was Johnny all the way until the beautiful one appeared searing his face onto my eyeballs, heart and wherever else the little darling wanted to.
I totally love HG video's you're so right she is amazing at it and Rob does oooze sex, ugh back to RL, I can't escape but I wantedto say hi xx
Mrs P i hope you don't mind I've been answering other peoples challenges, I just can't help myself and your questions are sooooo good!!!

17foreverlisa said...

@Nibbleit - It's about f*cking time! I was beginning to wonder what I was going to have to do to get you over here. Yay me!!!!!

@All - office party called to order. MIA for a few hours ...

Anonymous said...

@Nibble---I completely don't mind!!! That's why i sent you an honorary badge...but if you want your own day, drop me an e-mail so I can e-mail you back your own questions...

17foreverlisa said...

@Mrs. P - LMFAO!!! I was over at your site leaving a comment and you're over here leaving one.

Jelena @ Twiholic said...
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Jelena @ Twiholic said...

I am such a fucking retard that I posted the wrong link, which is why I had to delete the post, which said this:

Well, Lisa, you said to inform you when I decided to jump in the deep end of the pool, and I have. I've revived the blog. My newest post is short, but has a photo which, if you haven't seen it, is guaranteed to make you laugh.

Jelena @ Twiholic said...

And, I'm such a retard that I commented on yesterday's post! Idiot!

Dangrdafne said...

Wow, I love that "photoshop" I actually was wondering how you got a People with Rob on the cover. Too funny.

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