Here is a definition of beer goggles according to the Urban Dictionary: Modification of your opinion of an ugly chick based on the amount of beer you have drunk. The more you drink, the better looking the girls are.
Example: Hey, did you see that hag that Rob is hitting on? He's got his beer goggles on again.
I shit you not. That was the example. I'm sure Mrs. P at TwiBite is going to love that one, as will mmMoxie from Twilight SagaPalooza, who is fond of calling my Robsten love the T-word. Not sure how I ended up with a Super Bloggy BFF and a bloggy bestie who do not share my Robsten love, but somehow it all works : )
Speaking of my bloggy bestie Mox, I mentioned her in my post about being put in Twitter Jail. I had gone to a surprise 40th birthday party and met someone who reminded me of her. I had had just enough to drink to ask my husband's cousin to take a picture of the two of us, and this gal had had just enough to drink to agree to having her picture taken with a complete stranger. The real Mox then commented that she couldn't wait to see the resemblance that I saw through my beer goggles.
Well, I did indeed have my beer goggles on that night, but you tell me what you think.
Derble and Real Mox
Me and Faux Mox
I rest my case. Well, tomorrow is Friday, so you know what that means – time for Drunk Mad Libs at Twilight SagaPalooza and twitter jail. I'll be wearing my beer goggles. See you there!
*UPDATE* I can't believe how many of you thought I was really wearing those goggles. Apparently, I Photoshopped them on a little too well. Here is the original picture just for the record. (Not that I look any better, actually.) LMAO!
Okay. Fine. I can't leave you without a pretty picture of Rob. I feel very protective of him.